A word to gardeners
Those popular bags of potting mix and various compost mixes can carry a very nasty air borne bug floating around in the mixture. Inhale one and you will be in considerable strife.
For around five days you will have a 24/7 splitting headache which defies the likes of Panadol, your thoughts will be addled and you won’t be able to read or eat, your blood pressure and sense of balance will be affected and you will experience wild fluctuations in temperature, feel continuously nauseous and just generally awful – and you will lose heaps of weight.
The treatment is ten days of very strong antibiotics. Mercifully these will more or less zonk you out. After five days you will slowly come right, the headaches will be the last to leave. By day nine or ten you will be able to carefully walk around, you will be very weak it will take up to three weeks to be back to more or less normal.
“But yes” I hear you think “it’s your own silly fault you should have read the warning on the pack.” But here’s the thing: yes, there is a warning on the pack, but the designers of the by far the most popular brand’s pack seem to have gone to extraordinary lengths to dissuade it being read. … Continue Reading
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