OK Boomer: it’s bird scarer time
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Ripe and ripening fruit means hungry birds invading orchards, vineyards and home fruit tree gardens.
Already the apricots, green Granny Smiths, plums, raspberries, black and red currants have been attacked, or in some cases stripped from the bushes/trees.
While some few bird scaring guns have echoed recently across the townscape, comparatively poor fruit levels mean fewer growers resorting to scaring off the scavengers.
But the banging of the gas gun in rural zones sparks unwanted phone calls from nearby urban dwellers aroused by the sound of the protection.
One such caller was angry that he was being interrupted while “planning my retirement” in a house several hundred meters away.
He was not mollified by lines like “this is the country,” and demanded to know how long the intermittent shots would continue. Till the fruit were ripe to pick _ or what was left of them. Disgruntled, he hung up. … Continue Reading
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